New Student: Leila!
Hi! Meow! Hola! My name is Leila, but my friends call me Leilees. I live in Medford and if I get into Fluffs then I will be able to commute really easily! I’m hoping that if I go Fluffs I’d have the opportunity to learn some other languages, while I am fluent in Human English,…
New Student: Victor!
“Meow-llo! I’m Victor the Cat. I’m a classy kind of cat since I’m always in a tuxedo. I want to go to Fluffs because of it’s dedication to responsible citizenship. I am a good citizen too. I am quiet because I sleep 23 hours a day, and I always make sure my food bowl is…
New Student: Coco!
Meow, My name is Coco. I am very interested in the show off program in Fluffs! I would really love to do my undergrad in How-to-get-more-treats and How-to-damage-the-house double major. I live in my big sissy Willa’s house in somerville. I wanna my big sissy buy me a 2014 class collar of Fluffs when I…
New Student: Newky!
Dear Admissions Committee: As you can see from my attached photographs, I am an orange domestic shorthair cat. (While I understand that it may not count on any EEOC reporting forms, I may have an ethnic background, as two of my siblings were Siamese–meaning breed, not conjoined. I trust the fact that my mother had…
New Students: Sierra and Haley!
Hai admissions friends! Our names are Sierra and Haley. We may not look alike, but we’re pawsitive that we’re sisters. We do everything together: we sleep together, we eat together, we pick on the dog together… and now we’ve gato apply to college together (to split up would be a catastrophe)! You should accept…
Op-ed: Why is this night different from all other nights?
On most nights we recline. On this night we do not. On most nights we eat delicious grass. On this night, we eat bitter grass. On most nights, we turn to other forms of entertainment. On this night, we just sleep on them. That is why.
Favorite Spots On Campus
Of the many great spots on campus, my favorite is my sister, Spot! She and I don’t talk much, but I like her company!
New Student: Dixie!
Hi, My name is Dixie. I live in Beverly, MA. Even though I’m small I like to bark anything that moves outside my house (i.e leaves). I like playing with toilet paper and I like snuggling on the couch. I want to go to fluffs university to improve my creativity and become a famous artist…
New Student: Smokey!
Hi Fluffs, My name´z Smokey but most peopl callz me Cat. I livez in Nu Jurzey. I haz PhD in Economics and also iz M.D. I likez school alot so i’z look forward to get more PhD. I’z luk forwrd to being 1st grad student at Fluffs. On ideal dayte i sitz on my…