New Student: Victor!
“Meow-llo! I’m Victor the Cat. I’m a classy kind of cat since I’m always in a tuxedo. I want to go to Fluffs because of it’s dedication to responsible citizenship. I am a good citizen too. I am quiet because I sleep 23 hours a day, and I always make sure my food bowl is clean. Also, no fleas. My interests include: Stalking human legs, meowing for food and chasing shiny objects. I am also a pretty good cat-contortionist and am interested in forming a cat-pretzel club (maybe in conjunction with the “if it fits, I sits” club?). Overall, I would say that I’m a pretty cool cat.
I can haz admission now?”