New Students: Sierra and Haley!
Hai admissions friends!
Our names are Sierra and Haley. We may not look alike, but we’re pawsitive that we’re sisters. We do everything together: we sleep together, we eat together, we pick on the dog together… and now we’ve gato apply to college together (to split up would be a catastrophe)!
You should accept us because we are kind and considerate kitties. We heat up the bed for our human, we clean her face and hands with our tongues, and we counteract the hypnotising power of the evil lightbox by sitting on it! Now we want to learn interspecies diplomacy from a proper purrfessor because the dog that lives with us is stealing our territory.
Our special talent is giving hugs. We believe in having a happy cat-ittude and sharing our love with the world (except for dogs. No love for dogs.)
Plz take us – we will love you as much as we love tuna and catnip if you do!
Sierra and Haley
I’m Sierra. See, I’m ready for college!!