Month: March 2014
New Student: Newky!
Dear Admissions Committee: As you can see from my attached photographs, I am an orange domestic shorthair cat. (While I understand that it may not count on any EEOC reporting forms, I may have an ethnic background, as two of my siblings were Siamese–meaning breed, not conjoined. I trust the fact that my mother had…
New Students: Sierra and Haley!
Hai admissions friends! Our names are Sierra and Haley. We may not look alike, but we’re pawsitive that we’re sisters. We do everything together: we sleep together, we eat together, we pick on the dog together… and now we’ve gato apply to college together (to split up would be a catastrophe)! You should accept…