June Pootin
Feline domestica

Fluffs University
Rolling Admissions 2014-2015

Hellllooo…

You didn’t seez me there did you…

That’s Rrrright!

I haz stealth. I hidez in cupboard, under bed and in plain sight… But the one thing I never hidez away from… is a good education. I haz accomplished potty-training.

Next stop, Bachelor of Arts in Psychology!

Why psychology you askz?

Becarrze I iz a master of Meow-nipulation…

I get my pal (owner he thinks himself… lulz) to does meow bidding. I wantz to enhance this skill.

As a professional cat, I iz expert at conquering terrain. I can perch anywhere!

From insurmountable wardrobe tops…

To mosquito netz (I iz like secret agent huehuehue)…

… And if I findz something I likez…

I lickkkssss!

Staying with my pal has taught me the way of the human, faulty and graceless as it is.

Butz…

Ballet dancing is suited to my superior grace…

I dreamz of ballet dancing…

Silly as my pal iz I still likez him… He is good at cleaning the litter box…

He is also good at petting me… He gets all the right spots!

I shall missez him when he’z gone…

Seez you soon! *wink wink*

Meoowwww…

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