Remeowniscence of My Elemeowntry School Days
I’d like to give a meow-out to the teachers who helped me get to Fluffs U!
Mr. Armadillo (K):
Thank you for teraching me to think outside the box. You’ll be pleased to know that I haven’t used my confining litterbox since I left your class!
Mrs. Catfish (1st):
I’m sorry I ate you. I’m sure you would have been a wonderful teacher.
Sir Meowalot (2nd):
Thanks for teaching me to meow like no one’s listening, lick myself like no one is watching, and sleep like every nap is my last.
Mr. Omnivore (3rd):
I’m pretty sure you took 6 or 7 of my lives from me, but otherwise you were fantastic!
Ms. Furryandiknowit (4th)
I swear I wasn’t trying to eat you, I’m not a monster!
Mrs. Catniss (5th):
Thanks to you, my acting and hunting have improved tremeowndously!
Mr. Fisher (6th):
Oh, shoot. I ate you too, didn’t I? Oops..
Thanks again to all of you mentors.
With love and hairballs,Lily