Pawfessor Steve Jaws’ Mouse Dug Up After More Than 30 Minutes
A remarkable experiment took place on campus today. In a display of discipline, Pawfessor Steve Jaws created Fluffs’ first time capsule. Inside it was one mouse.
“It took tremendous strength to bury the mouse without eating it,” said Jaws, “but I knew I had to do it in the name of experimentation.”
After more than 30 whole minutes, Pawfessor Jaws had completed what others thought couldn’t be done! Satisfied, he dug up his mouse. It was still delicious.