New Student: Coco!

Meow, My name is Coco. I am very interested in the show off program in Fluffs! I would really love to do my undergrad in How-to-get-more-treats and How-to-damage-the-house double major. I live in my big sissy Willa’s house in somerville. I wanna my big sissy buy me a 2014 class collar of Fluffs when I…

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New Student: Newky!

Dear Admissions Committee:   As you can see from my attached photographs, I am an orange domestic shorthair cat.  (While I understand that it may not count on any EEOC reporting forms, I may have an ethnic background, as two of my siblings were Siamese–meaning breed, not conjoined.  I trust the fact that my mother had…

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New Students: Sierra and Haley!

Hai admissions friends!   Our names are Sierra and Haley. We may not look alike, but we’re pawsitive that we’re sisters. We do everything together: we sleep together, we eat together, we pick on the dog together… and now we’ve gato apply to college together (to split up would be a catastrophe)! You should accept…

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New Student: Dixie!

Hi, My name is Dixie. I live in Beverly, MA. Even though I’m small I like to bark anything that moves outside my house (i.e leaves). I like playing with toilet paper and I like snuggling on the couch. I want to go to fluffs university to improve my creativity and become a famous artist…

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New Student: Smokey!

  Hi Fluffs, My name´z Smokey but most peopl callz me Cat.  I livez in Nu Jurzey.  I haz PhD in Economics and also iz M.D. I likez school alot so i’z look forward to get more PhD.  I’z luk forwrd to being 1st grad student at Fluffs. On ideal dayte i sitz on my…

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New Student: Thomas!!

Dear Fluffs Admission Committee, I am not your typical cat-plicant. In my spare time I like to do punny cosplay–this past Halloween I paraded around as a catfish and a palindrome (tacocat!) and was a more famous Thomas on 4th of July. I love to sleep in positions human contortionists can only dream of achieving. I…

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New Student: Fat Meeps!

My name is fat Meeps. I am an older cat and more qualified than any of those so called smaller cats for acceptance.   Fluffs University is the perfect place to develop my plans for world domina—peace and cat food for all. As a double-major in Feline Nutrition and International Relations (with a focus in…

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First Accepted Student! Meet Phoebe!!

Hai dere! Mah name is Phoebe. Iz also goes by Pheebs, Schmeebs, and Schmeeberson. I want to go to Fluffls because all teh hoomins go away all day and then ask me wat did i do while they gone. I want to sez i iz smart kitteh. Mai ideal date is to literally sleep on…

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Ohno is i at da wrong school?

Yes, I see dat I am now. Okay, thank yoo.  

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