Category: Fluffs University
New Student: Fat Meeps!
My name is fat Meeps. I am an older cat and more qualified than any of those so called smaller cats for acceptance. Fluffs University is the perfect place to develop my plans for world domina—peace and cat food for all. As a double-major in Feline Nutrition and International Relations (with a focus in…
Pawfessor Steve Jaws’ Mouse Dug Up After More Than 30 Minutes
A remarkable experiment took place on campus today. In a display of discipline, Pawfessor Steve Jaws created Fluffs’ first time capsule. Inside it was one mouse.
Ohno is i at da wrong school?
Yes, I see dat I am now. Okay, thank yoo.
Ohno I put onto much i liner to day?
Doo u think?? I sorry.
A Note On Communal Bathrooms
Watch owt. Getz messee!
A Post About Laundry
CAN A SOMEONE IS PLZ HELP ME HOW TO DO THIS UHH PLEAAAZZEE!!????!?!
Remeowniscence of My Elemeowntry School Days
I’d like to give a meow-out to the teachers who helped me get to Fluffs U! Mr. Armadillo (K): Thank you for teraching me to think outside the box. You’ll be pleased to know that I haven’t used my confining litterbox since I left your class! Mrs. Catfish (1st): I’m sorry I ate you. I’m…
How to Do College Right!
When you get to Fluffs, chances are you’ll want to sleep through most of your four years. Here are some strategies I’ve developed to help take full advantage of your time at Fluffs: 1. Change rooms at least once a day. It can be tempting to stay curled up in the same warm spot for…
Fluffs Gear Photo Contest!